546,
Olympia; Edward III of England, 1377, Shene,
Richmond; John Skelton, poet, 1529; Captain John
Smith, colonizer of Virginia, 1631; Sir Inigo Jones,
architect, 1651; William Beckford, Lord Mayor of
London, 1770; John Armstrong, poet, 1797, London;
Gilbert, first Earl of Minto, statesman, 1814; Mrs.
Mary Anne Clarke (n'ee Farquhar), 1852.
Feast Day: St. Eusebius, Bishop of Samosata,
and martyr, 379 or 380; St. Aaron, Abbot in Brittany,
6th centnry; St. Meen, Mevenus, or Melanus, Abbot in
Brittany, about 617; St. Leufredus, or Leufroi, abbot,
738; St. Ralph, Archbishop of Bourges, confessor, 866;
St. Aloysius, or Lewis Gonzaga, confessor, 1591.
SKELTON
Skelton was poet laureate in the reign of Henry the
Eighth. He had been at one time Henry's tutor, and was
honoured with some appointment at the date of that
monarch's accession, as a small token of royal favour.
But neither his influence nor his merits seem to have
procured him any other advancement in the church than
the curacy of Trumpington, a village near Cambridge,
and a living in Norfolk. He indulged a vein much too
satirical to please those to whom his satire had
reference, and probably made himself many enemies. 'A
pleasant conceited fellow, and of a very sharp wit;
exceeding bold, and could nip to the very quick when
he once set hold.'
Skelton lived in the first dawn of that revival in
poetry which brightened into a clear noon in the reign
of Queen Bess; his verse is the veriest gingle
imaginable. The reader will be curious to examine a
specimen of the poetry of one whom so great a scholar
as Erasmus called 'the glory and light
of British
literature.'
One of the laureate's most fanciful
effusions is a poem on a dead sparrow, named Philip,
of whom Gib, the cat, had got hold. Perhaps the
following is the most presentable extract we can make:
Alas! my heart it stings,
Remembering pretty things;
Alas! mine heart it sleeth
My Philip's doleful death.
When I remember it,
How prettily it would sit;
Many times and oft,
Upon my finger aloft,
I played with him, tittle-tattle,
And fed him with my spattle,
With his bill between my lips,
It was my pretty Phips.
Many a pretty kusse
Had I off his sweet musse.
And now the cause is thus,
That he is slain me fro,
To my great pain and woe.'
But Skelton's favourite theme was abuses in the
church. This is the title of one of his indiscriminate
satirical attacks: Here after foloweth a litle boke
called Colyn Clout, compiled by Master Skelton, Poet
Laureate. As a clue to what is coming, the author is
pleased to prefix a Latin motto: 'Who will rise up
with me against the evil-doers, or who will defend my
cause against the workers of iniquity? No man, Lord.'
Skelton begins at once to cut at what he considers the
root of the evil;�to wit, the bishops. He tells us
what strange reports of their doings have reached him:
Men say indede
How they take no hede
Their sely shepe to fede,
Bat plucke away and pul
The fleces of their wall.'
He hears how:
'They gaspe and they gape,
Al to have promocion;'
and then he draws an inference which must have been
harrowing to a bishop's conscience:
'Whiles the heades doe this,
The remnaunt is amis
Of the clergy all,
Both great and small.'
Skelton is willing to make all possible excuses for
their lordships; he allows, indeed, the report of 'the
temporality ' to be well founded, that:
'bishoppes disdain
Sermons for to make,
Or such labour to take;'
But he says this is not to be ascribed in every
case to sloth, for that some of them have actually no
alternative:
They have but small art,
And right sclender cunnyng
Within their heades wunning.'
Then he proceeds to deal at some length with the
minor orders. He dwells on sundry personal vices, to
which those more insignificant offenders were commonly
addicted, but reserves his severest satire for their
vile ignorance. They know nothing, he says: they catch
a 'Dominus Vobiscum by the head,' and make it serve
all religious ends. And yet such men will presume to
the office of teacher:
Take they cnres of soules
And woketh never what they redo,
Pater noster nor crede;'
and as to their construing:
'Construe not worth a whistle
Nether Gospel nor Pistle.'
We must really join with the poet in his
philosophic deduction from this survey:
'A priest without a letter,
Without his virtue be greater,
Doutlesse were much better
Upon him for to take
A mattoeke or a rake.'
It was not to be expected that so virulent a
truth-teller would escape the net of the wicked. It
happened that Skelton�not being allowed, as a priest,
to marry�had thought himself justified in evading what
he considered an unfair rule by simply overlooking the
ceremony. For this ingenious proceeding, Nix, Bishop
of Norwich, took occasion to suspend him. But worse
was to come. Having presumed to attack
Wolsey in the
very height of his power, that proud prelate was fain
to procure a writ of arrest; and so honest Skelton
had to take sanctuary at Westminster, and remained
there till his death.
One of Skelton's poems is a long one in his usual
incoherent style, entitled The Tunning of Eleanour
Bumming, referring to an alewife so called, who dwelt:
'In a certain stead
Beside Leatherhead;'
where he says:
'She breweth noppy ale,
And maketh thereof fast sale
To travellers, to tinkers,
To sweaters, to swinkers,
And all good ale-drinkers.'
She was, he assures us, one of the most frightful
of her sex, being:
'------ ugly of cheer,
Her face all bowsy,
Wondrously wrinkled;
Her een bleared,
And she gray-haired.
Her kirtle Bristow-red,
With cloths upon her head
That weigh a sow of lead.'
And when the reader surveys the annexed portrait of
Eleanour, borrowed from the frontispiece of one of the
original editions of the poem, he will probably
acknowledge that Skelton did her no injustice.
'When Skelton wore the laurel crown,
My ale put all the alewives down.'

Eleanour Mumming
|
Mr. Dalloway, one of Skelton's editors, speculates
on the possibility of the poet having made
acquaintance with the Leatherhead alewife while
residing with his royal master at Nonsuch Palace,
eight miles off; and he alleges that the domicile near
the bridge still exists. This must be considered as
requiring authentication. It appears, however, that
there existed about the middle of the last century an
alehouse on the road from Cambridge to Hardwicke,
which bore a swinging sign, on which there could alone
be discerned a couple of handled beer mugs, exactly in
the relative situation of the two pots in the hands of
Eleanour Mumming, as represented in her portrait.
It
looks as if it were a copy of that portrait, from
which all had been obliterated but the pots: or, if
this surmise could not be received, there must have
been some general characteristic involved in such an
arrangement of two ale-pots on a sign or portrait. The
gentleman who communicated a sketch of the sign and
its couple of pots to the Gentleman's Magazine for May
1794, recalled the Thepas Amphikupellon of Vulcan,
adverted to by Homer, and as to which learned
commentators were divided�some asserting it was a cup
with two handles, while others believed it to be a cup
internally divided. The sign of the Two-pot House--for
so it was called�had convinced him that 'the Grecian
poet designed to introduce neither a bi-ansated nor a
bi-cellular pot, but a pot for each hand: and
consequently that a brace of pots, instead of a single
one, were the legitimate object of his description.'
HENRY
HUDSON, THE NAVIGATOR
This ill-fated mariner was one of the most
remarkable of our great English navigators of
Elizabethan age, yet his history previous to the year
1607, when he sailed on his first recorded voyage, is
entirely unknown. The Dutch appear to have invented,
in order to support their claim to New Netherlands, a
history of his previous life, according to which he
had passed a part of it in the service of Holland; but
this is not believed by the best modern writers on the
subject. We first find Henry Hudson, in the year just
mentioned, a captain in the service of the Muscovy Company, whose trade was
carried on
principally with the North, and who did not yet
despair of increasing it by the discovery of a passage
to China by the north-east or by the north-west.
Hudson laboured with a rare energy to prove the truth
or fallacy of their hopes, and he was at least
successful in showing that some of them were delusive:
and he would no doubt have done much more, had he not
been cut off in the midst of his career. He acted
first on a plan which had been proposed by an English
navigator, named Robert Thorne, as early as the year
1527�that of sailing right across the north pole: and
he left London for this voyage on the 23rd of April
1607.
Among his companions was his son, John Hudson, who
is described in the log-book as 'a boy,' and who seems
to have accompanied his father in all his expeditions.
He sailed by way of Greenland towards Spitzbergen, and
in his progress met with the now well-known
ice-barrier between those localities, and he was the
first modern navigator who sailed along it. He
eventually reached the coast of Spitzbergen, but after
many efforts to overcome the difficulties which
presented themselves in his way, he was obliged to
abandon the hope of reaching the pole; and, after
convincing himself that that route was impracticable,
he returned home, and on the 15th of September arrived
at Tilbury, in the Thames. On the 22nd
of April in the
following year (1608) Hudson, still in the employment
of the Muscovy Company, sailed from London with the
design of ascertaining the possibility of reaching
China by the north-east, and, as we may now suppose,
was again unsuccessful: he reached Gravesend on his
return on the 26th of August.
After his return from this voyage, Hudson was
invited to Holland by the Dutch East India Company,
and it was in their service that he made his third
voyage. Sailing from Amsterdam on the 6th of April
1609, with two ships, manned partly by Dutch and
partly by English sailors, he on the 5th of May
reached the North Cape. It was originally intended to
renew the search for a north-east passage, but in
consequence of a mutiny amongst his crew when near
Nova Zembla, he abandoned this plan, and sailed
west-ward to seek a passage through America in lat.
40�. He had received vague information of the
existence of the great inland lakes, and imagined that
they might indicate a passage by sea through the
mainland of America. It was on this voyage that he
discovered the great river which has since borne his
name: but his hopes were again disappointed, and he
returned to England, and arrived at Dartmouth, in
Devonshire, on the 7th of November.
Hudson was detained in England by orders of the
government, on what grounds is not known, while the
ship returned to Holland. The indefatigable navigator
had now formed a design of seeking a passage by what
has been named after him, Hudson's Straits: and on the
17th of April 1610 he started from London with this
object, in a ship named the Discovery. During the
period between the middle of July and the first days
of August he passed through Hudson's Straits, and on
the 4th of the latter month he entered the great bay
which, from the name of its discoverer, has ever since
been called Hudson's Bay. The months of August,
September, and October were spent in exploring the
southern coast of this bay, until, at the beginning of
November, Hudson took up his winter quarters in what
is supposed to have been the south-east corner of
James's Bay, and the ship was soon frozen in. Hudson
did not leave these winter quarters until the 18th of
June following, and his departure was followed by the
melancholy events which we have now to relate.
We have no reason for believing that Hudson was a
harsh-tempered man: but his crew appears to have been
composed partly of men of wild and desperate
characters, who could only be kept in order by very
severe discipline. Before leaving the Thames, he had
felt it necessary to send away a man named Colburne,
who appears to have been appointed as his second in
command, probably because this man had shewn an
inclination to dispute his plans and to disobey his
orders: and while wandering about the southern coasts
of Hudson's Bay, signs of insubordination had
manifested themselves on more than one occasion, and
had required all Hudson's energy to suppress them.
The master's mate, Robert Juet, and the boatswain seem
to have distinguished themselves by their opposition
on these occasions: and shortly before they entered
winter quarters they were deprived of their offices.
But, as we learn from the rather full account left
by Abacuk Prickett, one of the survivors of this
voyage, the principal leader of the discontented was
an individual who had experienced great personal
kindnesses from Henry Hudson. This was a young man
named Henry Green, of a respectable family of Kent,
but who had been abandoned by his relatives for his
extravagance and ill-conduct; during Hudson's last
residence in London, Green seems to have been
literally living on his charity. Finding that this
Green could write well, and believing that he would be
otherwise useful, Hudson took him out with him on his
voyage as a sort of supernumerary, for he was not
entered on the books of the company who sent out the
ship, and had therefore no wages: but Hudson gave him
provisions and lodgings in the ship as his personal
attendant. In the beginning of the voyage Green quarrelled with several of the
crew, and made himself
otherwise disagreeable: but the favour of the captain
(or master) saved him from the consequences, and he
seems to have gradually gained the respect of the
sailors for his reckless bravery. While the ship was
locked up in the ice for the winter, the carpenter
greatly provoked Hudson by refusing to obey his orders
to build a timber hut on shore: and next day, when the
carpenter chose to go on shore to shoot wild fowl, as
it had been ordered that nobody should go
away from the ship alone, Green, who had been
industriously exciting the men against their captain,
went with him.
Hudson, who had perhaps received some
intimation of his treacherous behaviour, was angry at
his acting in this contemptuous manner, and shewed his
displeasure in a way which embittered Green's
resentment. Under these circumstances, it was not
difficult to excite discontent among the men, for it
seems to have been the first time that any of them had
passed a winter in the ice, and they were not very
patient under its rigour, for some of them were
entirely disabled by the frost. One day, at the close
of the winter, when the greater part of the crew were
to go out a-fishing in the shallop (a large two-masted
boat), Green plotted with others to seize the shallop,
sail away with it, and leave the captain and a few
disabled men in the ship: but this plot was defeated
by a different arrangement made accidentally by
Hudson.
The conspiracy against the latter was now ripe, and
Prickett, who was evidently more consenting to it than
he is willing to acknowledge, tells us that when night
approached, on the eve of the 21st of June, Green and
Wilson, the new boat-swain, came to him where he lay
lame in his cabin, and told him 'that they and the
rest and their associates would shift the company and turne the master and all the
sicke men into the
shallop, and let them shift for themselves.' The
conspirators were up all night, while Hudson,
apparently quite unconscious of what was going on, had
retired to his cabin and bed. Probably he was in the
habit of fastening his door; at all events, they
waited till he rose in the morning, and as he left his
cabin at an early hour, three of the men seized him
from behind and pinioned him: and when he asked what
they meant, they told him he should know when he was
in the shallop. They then took all the sick and lame
men out of their beds, and these, with the carpenter
and one or two others who at the last remained
faithful to their captain�not forgetting the boy John
Hudson�were forced into the shallop. Then, as Prickett
tells us, 'they stood out of the ice, the shallop
being fast to the sterne of the shippe, and so (when
they were nigh out, for I cannot say they were cleane
out) they cut her head fast from the sterne of our
shippe, then out with their topsails, and towards the
east they [the mutineers] stood in a cleare sea.'
This was the last that was ever seen or heard of
Henry Hudson and his companions in misfortune. Most of
them cripples, in consequence of the severity of the
winter, without provisions, or means of procuring
them, they must soon have perished in this
inhospitable climate. The fate of the mutineers was
not much. better. For some time they wandered among
coasts with which they were unacquainted, ran short of
provisions, and failed in their attempts to gain a
sufficient supply by fishing or shooting; and for some
time seem to have lived upon little more than
'cockle-grass." At first they seem to have proceeded
without any rule or order: but finally Henry Green was
allowed to assume the office of master or captain, and
they were not decided as to the country in which they
would finally seek a refuge, for they thought 'that
England was no safe place for them, and Henry Greene
swore the shippe should not come into any place (but
keep the sea still) till he had the king's majestie's
hand and seal to shew for his safetie.'
What prospect Green had of obtaining a pardon,
especially while he kept out at sea, is altogether
unknown: but he was not destined to survive long the
effects of his treachery. On the 28th of July the
mutineers came to the mouth of Hudson's Straits, and
landed at the promontory which he had named Digges's
Cape, in search of fowl. They there met with some of
the natives, who showed so friendly a disposition,
that Green�contrary, it seems, to the opinion of his
companions�landed next day without arms to hold
further intercourse with them. But the Indians,
perceiving that they were unarmed, suddenly attacked
them, and in the first onset Green was killed, and the
others with great difficulty got off their boat and
reached the ship, where Green's three companions, who
were all distinguished by their activity in the
mutiny, died of their wounds. Prickett, sorely
wounded, and another man, alone escaped.
Thus four of the most able hands were lost, and
those who remained were hardly sufficient to conduct
the ship. For some time they were driven about almost
helpless, but they succeeded in killing a good
quantity of fowl, which restored their courage. But
when the fowls were eaten, they were again driven to
great extremities. 'Now went our candles to wracke,
and Bennet, our cooke, made a messe of meate of the
bones of the fowle, frying them with candle-grease
till they were crispe, and, with vinegar put to them,
made a good dish of meate. Our vinegar was shared, and
to every man a pound of candles delivered for a weeke,
as a great daintie.' At this time Robert Juet, who had
encouraged them by the assurance that they would soon
be on the coast of Ireland, died of absolute
starvation. 'So our men cared not which end went
forward, insomuch as our master was driven to looke to
their labour as well as his owne: for some of them
would sit and see the fore sayle or mayne sayle flie
up to the tops, the sheets being either flowne or
broken, and would not helpe it themselves nor call to
others for helpe, which much grieved the master.'
At last they arrived on the Irish coast, but were
received with distrust, and with difficulty obtained
the means to proceed to Plymouth, from whence they
sailed round to the Thames, and so to London. Prickett
was a retainer of Sir Dudley Digges, one of the
subscribers to the enterprise, through whom probably
they hoped to escape punishment; but they are said to
have been immediately thrown into prison, though. what
further proceedings were taken against them is
unknown. Next year a captain named Batton was sent out
in search of Hudson and his companions, and passed the
winter of 1612 in Hudson's Bay, but returned without
having obtained any intelligence of them. Thus
perished this great but ill-fated navigator. Yet the
name of the apparently obscure Englishman, of whose
personal history we know so little, has survived not
only in one of the most important rivers of the new
continent, in the Strait through which he passed, and
in the bay in which he wintered and perished, but in
the vast extent of territory which lies between this
bay and the Pacific Ocean, and which has so long been
under the influence of the Hudson's Bay Company; and
the results of his voyages have been still more
remarkable, for, as it has been well observed, he not
only bequeathed to his native country the fur-trade of
the territory last mentioned, and the whale-fisheries
of Spitzbergcn, but he gave to the Dutch that North
American colony which, having afterwards fallen into
the hands of England, developed itself into the United
States.
SEPULCHRAL
VAGARIES
Although it has been the general practice of our
country, ever since the Norman era, to bury the dead
in churchyards or other regular cemeteries, yet many
irregular and peculiar burials have taken place in
every generation. A few examples may be useful and
interesting. They will serve to illustrate human
eccentricity, and go far to account for the frequent
discovery of human remains in mysterious or unexpected
situations.
Many irregular interments are merely the result of
the caprices of the persons there buried. Perhaps
there is nothing that more forcibly shews the innate
eccentricity of a man than the whims and oddities
which he displays about his burial. He will not permit
even death to terminate his eccentricity. His very
grave is made to commemorate it, for the amusement or
pity of future generations. These sepulchral vagaries,
however, vary considerably both in character and
degree. Some are whimsical and fantastical in the
extreme: others, apparently, consist only in shunning
the usual and appointed places of interment; while the
peculiarity of others appears, not in the place, but
in the mode of burial. We will now exemplify these
remarks.
From a small Hertfordshire village, named Flaunden,
there runs a lonely footpath across the fields to
another village. Just at the most dreary part of this
road, the stranger is startled by suddenly coining
upon a modern-looking altar tomb, standing close by
the path. It is built of bricks, is about two feet and
a half high, and covered with a large stone slab,
bearing this inscription:
'SACRED TO THE MEMORY OF MR. WILLIAM
LIBERTY,
OF CHORLEY WOOD, BRICKMAKER,
WHO WAS BY HIS OWN DESIRE BURIED IN A VAULT
IN THIS PART OF HIS ESTATE.
HE DIED 21 APRIL 1777, AGED 53
YEARS.
HERE ALSO LIETH THE BODY OF MRS ALICE LIBERTY.
WIDOW OF THE ABOVE-NAMED WILLIAM LIBERTY,
SHE DIED 29 MAY 1809, AGED 82 YEARS.'
There is nothing peculiar about the tomb. It is
just such a one as may be seen in any cemetery. But
why was it placed here? Was it to commemorate Mr.
Liberty's independence of sepulchral rites and usages?
or to inform posterity that this ground once was his
own? or was it to scare the simple rustic as he passes
by in the shades of evening? Certain it is that:
'The lated peasant dreads the dell,
For superstition 's wont to tell
Of many a grisly sound and sight,
Scaring its path at dead of night.'

Captain Backhouse's tomb
|
About a mile from Great Missenden, a large
Buckinghamshire village, stands a queer-looking
building�a sort of dwarf pyramid, which is locally
called 'Captain Backhouse's tomb.' It is built of
flints, strengthened with bricks: is about eleven feet
square at the base: the walls up to about four or five
feet are perpendicular: then they taper pyramidieally,
but instead of terminating in a point, a flat
slab-stone about three feet square forms the summit.
There is a small gothic window in the north wall, and
another in the south: the western and part of the
southern walls are covered with ivy. (See the
accompanying illustration.) This singular tomb stands
in a thick wood or plantation, on a lofty eminence,
about a quarter of a mile from Havenfield Lodge, the
house in which Mr. Backhouse resided. He had been a
major or captain in the East Indian service, but
quitting his military life, he purchased this estate,
on which he built himself a house of one story, in
Eastern fashion, and employed himself in planting and
improving his property. He is described as a tall,
athlete man, of a stern and eccentric charaeter.
As he advanced in life his eccentricity increased,
and one of his eccentric acts was the erection of his
own sepulchre within his own grounds, and under his
own superintendence. 'I'll have nothing to do,' said
he, 'with the church or the churchyard! Bury me there,
in my own wood on the hill, and my sword with me, and
I'll defy all the evil spirits in existence to injure
me!' He died, at the age of eighty, on the 21st of
June 1800, and was buried, or rather deposited,
according to his own directions, in the queer
sepulchral he himself had erected. His sword was placed
in the coffin with him, and the Coffin reared upright
within a niche or recess in the western wall, which
was then built up in front, so that he was in fact
immured. It is said in the village that he was never
married, but had two or three illegitimate sons, one
of whom became a Lieutenant-General. This gentleman,
returning from India about seven years after his
father's death, had his father's body removed to the
parish churchyard, placing over his grave a large
handsome slab, with a suitable inscription: and this
fact is recorded in the parish register:
'August 8th, 1807.�The remains of Thomas
Backhouse, Esq., removed, by a faculty from the
Arch-deacon of Buckingham, from the mausoleum in Havenfield to the ehurchyard of
Great Missenden, and
there interred.'
This removal has given rise to a popular notion in
the village that Mr. Backhouse was buried on his
estate, 'to keep possession of it till his son
returned. For, don't you see,' say these village
oracles, 'that when his son came back from abroad, and
took possession of the property, he had his father's
corpse taken from the queer tomb in Havenfieid Wood,
and decently buried in the churchyard?'
This 'queer tomb' has occasioned some amusing
adventures, one of which was the following. As some
boys were birds'-nesting in Havenfieid Wood, they came
up to this tomb, and began to talk about the dead man
that was buried there, and that it was still haunted
by his ghost; when one boy said to another, 'Jack,
I'll lay you a penny you dursn't put your head into
that window, and shout out, Old Backhouse!' 'Done!'
said Jack. They struck hands, and the wager was laid.
Jack boldly threw down his cap, and thrust his head in
through the window, and ealled aloud, 'Old ----'
His first word roused an owl within from a
comfortable slumber; and she, bewildered with terror,
rushed to the same window, her usual place of exit, to
escape from this unwonted intrusion. Jack, still more
terrified than the owl, gave his head a sudden jerk
up, and stuck it fast in the narrow part of the
window. Believing the owl to be the dead man's ghost,
his terror was beyond conception. He struggled, he
kicked, he shrieked vociferously. With this hubbub the
owl became more and more terrified. She rushed about
within�flapping her wings, hooting, screeching, and
every moment threatening frightful onslaughts on poor
Jack's head. The rest of the boys, imagining Jack was
held fast by some horrid hobgoblin, rushed away in
consternation, screaming and bellowing at the full
pitch of their voices. Fortunately, their screams drew
to them some workmen from a neighbouring field, who,
on hearing the cause of the alarm, hastened to poor
Jack's assistance. He had liberated himself from his
thraldom, but was lying panting and unconscious on the
ground. He was carried home, and for some days it was
feared his intellect was impaired: but after a few
weeks he perfectly recovered, though he never again
put his head into Captain Backhouse's tomb, and his
adventure has become safely enrolled among the
traditions of Missenden.
Sir William Temple, Bark, a distinguished
statesman and author, who died at his seat of Moor
Park, near Farnham, in 1700, ordered his heart to be
enclosed in a silver box, or china basin, and buried
under 'a sun-dial in
his garden, over against a window
from whence he used to contemplate and admire the
works of God, after he had retired from worldly
business.' Sir James Tillie, knight, who died in 1712,
at his seat of Pentilly Castle, in Cornwall, was
buried by his own desire under a tower or summer-house
which stood in a favourite part of his park, and in
which he had passed many joyous hours with his
friends.
A baronet, of some military fame, who died in a
midland county in 1823, directed in his will that
after his death his body should be opened by a medical
man, and afterwards covered with a sere-cloth, or
other such perishable material, and thus interred,
without a coffin, in a particular spot in his park:
and that over his grave should be sown a quantity of
acorns, from which the most promising plant being
selected, it should be there preserved and carefully
cultured, 'that after my death my body may not be
entirely useless, but may serve to rear a good English
oak.' He left a small legacy to his gardener, ' to see
that the plant is well watered, and kept free from
weeds.' The directions of the testator were fully
complied with, except that the interment, instead of
being in the prescribed spot, took place in the
churchyard adjoining the mansion. The oak over the
grave is now a fine healthy tree.
Baskerville, the famous printer, who died in 1775,
is said to have been buried by his own desire under a
windmill near his garden. Samuel Johnson, an eccentric
dancing-master in Cheshire, who died in 1773, aged
eighty-two, was, by his own request from the owner,
buried in a plantation forming part of the
pleasure-grounds of the Old Hall at Gawsworth, near
Macclesfield: and a stone stating the circumstances
still stands over his grave. A farmer named Trigg, of
Stevenage, Hells, directed his body to be enclosed in
lead, and deposited in the tie-beam of the roof of a
building which was once his barn: and where it may
still be seen. The coffin enclosing the body of
another eccentric character rests on a table in the
summer-house belonging to a family residence in
Northamptonshire.
Mr. Hull, a bencher of the Inner Temple, who died
in 1772, was buried beneath Leith Hill Tower, in
Surrey, which he had himself erected a few years
before his death.
Thomas Hollis, a gentleman of considerable
property, resided for some years before his death on
his estate at Corscomb, in Dorset. He was very
benevolent, an extreme Liberal, and no less eccentric.
In his will, which was in other respects remarkable,
he ordered his body to be buried ten feet deep in any
one of certain fields of his lying near his house: and
that the whole field should immediately afterwards he
ploughed over, that no trace of his burial-place might
remain. It is remarkable that, while giving directions
to a workman in one of these very fields, he suddenly
fell down, and almost instantly expired, on the 1st of
January 1774, in the fifty-fourth year of his age,
when he was buried according to his directions. It is
the popular opinion that these irregular burials are
the result of infidelity. But this opinion must be
received with great caution, for in most instances it
might be proved to be erroneous. Mr. Hollis, for
example, was a large benefactor to both Church and
Dissent. He attended the public worship of both:
nearly rebuilt, at his own cost, the parish church at Corscomb: and the last words
he uttered were, 'Lord
have mercy upon me! Receive my soul!'
Instances of persons desiring to be buried in some
favourite spot are too numerous to be specified. A few
examples only will suffice to illustrate this
peculiarity. Mr. Booth, of Brush House, Yorkshire,
desired to be buried in his shrubbery, became he
himself had planted it, and passed some of his
happiest hours about it. Doctor Renny, a physician at
Newport Pagnel, Bucks, for a similar reason was
buried in his garden, on a raised plot of ground,
surrounded by a sunk fence. In the same county, near a
village named Radnage, Thomas Withers, an opulent
German, who died January 1st, 1843, aged sixty-three,
was by his own direction buried 'beneath the shade of
his own trees, and in his own ground.'
But one of the
most interesting burials of this description is on the
Chiltern Hills, in the same county. It is called The
Shepherd's Grave, and though in the parish of Aston
Clinton, is yet far away from the village and the
habitations of man; it is in a lonely spot on the
Chilterns, that remarkable range of hills which
crosses Buckinghamshire, and stretches on the one side
into Berks, and oil the other into Bedfordshire. High
on a towering knoll, it commands a fine panoramic view
of the whole surrounding country. To this spot, about
a century ago, a shepherd named Faithful was wont to
lead his flock day by day, to depasture on the
heathery turf around. Here, from morning to night, was
his usual resting-place. Here he sat to eat his rustic
meals. Here he rested to watch his sheep, as, widely
spread before and around him, they diligently nibbled
the scanty herbage of these chalky downs. Here,
without losing sight of his flock, he could survey a
vast expanse of earth and heaven�could contemplate the
scenes of nature, and admire many a celebrated work of
man. Here, as he sat at perfect ease, his eye could
travel into six counties�a hundred churches came
within the compass of his glance�mansions and
cottages, towns and villages in abundance lay beneath
his feet. And he was not a man whose mind slept while
his eyes be-held the wonders of nature or of art: he
became a wise and a learned, though unlettered
philosopher.
'His head was silvered o'er with age,
And long experience made him sage:
In summer's heat and winter's cold
He fed his flock and penned his fold:
His wisdom and his honest fame
Through all the country raised his name.'
The spot which had been from youth to age the scene
of his labours, his meditations, and enjoyments, had
become so endeared to him, that he wished it to become
his last earthly resting-place. 'When my spirit has
fled to those glorious scenes above,' said he to his
fellow-shepherds, 'then lay my body here.' He died,
and there they buried him. And let no one say it was
to him unconsecrated ground. It had been hallowed by
his strict attention to duties: by meditations which
had refined and elevated his mind: by heavenly
aspirations, and spiritual communion with Him who is
the only true sanctifier of all that is holy. His
neighbours cut in the turf over his grave this rude
epitaph:
'Faithful lived, and Faithful died,
Faithful lies buried on the hill side:
The hill so wide the fields surround,
In the day of judgment he'll be found.'
Up to a recent period the shepherds and rustics of
the neighbourhood were accustomed 'to scour' the
letters: and as they were very large, and the soil
chalky, the words were visible at a great distance.
The 'scouring' having been discontinued, the word
'Faithful' alone could he discerned in 1848, but the
grave is still held in reverence, and generally
approached with solemnity by the rustics of the
neighbourhood.
A burial, which turned out to be remarkable in its
results, took place on the moors near Hope, in
Derbyshire. In the year 1674 a farmer and his female
servant, in crossing these moors on their way to
Ireland, were lost in the snow, with which they
continued covered from January to May. Their bodies on
being found were in such an offensive state that the
coroner ordered them to be buried on the spot.
Twenty-nine years after their burial, for some reason
or other now unknown, their graves were opened, and
their bodies were found to be in as perfect a state as
those of persons just dead. The skin had a fair and
natural colour, and the flesh was soft and pliant: and
the joints moved freely, without the least stiffness.
In 1716, forty-two years after the accident, they were
again examined in the presence of the clergyman of
Hope, and were found still in the same state of
preservation. Even such portions of dress as had been
left on them had undergone no very considerable
change. Their graves were about three feet deep, and
in a moist and mossy soil. The antiseptic qualities of
moss are well known.
Many ancient burials were curious, as the following
instances exemplify.
Geoffrey de Mandeville, Earl of
Essex, though the founder of the rich Abbey of Walden,
and in other ways a liberal benefactor to the Church,
was excommunicated for taking possession of the, Abbey
of Ramsey and converting it into a fortress, which he
did in a case of extremity, to save himself from the
sword of his pursuers. While under this sentence of
excommunication, he was mortally wounded in the head
by an arrow from the bow of a common soldier. 'He made
light of the wound,' says an ancient writer, 'but he
died of it in a few days, under excommunication. See
here the just judgment of God, memorable through all
ages! While that abbey was converted into a fortress,
blood exuded from the walls of the church and the
cloister adjoining, witnessing the Divine indignation,
and prognosticating the destruction of the impious.
This was seen by many persons, and I observed it with
my own eyes.'
Having died while under sentence of
excommunication, the earl, notwithstanding his liberal
benefactions to the Church, was inadmissible to
Christian burial. But just before he breathed his last
some Knights-Templars visited him, and
finding him
very penitent, from a sense of compassion, or of
gratitude for bounties received from him, they threw
over him 'the habit of their order, marked with a red
cross,' and as soon as he expired, 'carried his dead
body into their orchard at the Old Temple in London:
and coffining it in lead, hanged it on a crooked
tree.' Some time afterwards, 'by the industry and
expenses' of the Prior of Walden, absolution for the
earl was obtained from Pope Alexander III; and now his
dead body, which had been hung like a scarecrow on the
branch of a tree, became so precious that the Templars
and the Prior of Walden contended for the honour of
burying it. The Templars, however, triumphed by
burying it privately or secretly in the porch before
the west door of the New Temple. So that his body,'
continues Dngdale, 'was received amongst Christians,
and divine offices celebrated for him.'
Howel Sele was buried in the hollow trunk of a
tree, which from him received the name of 'Howells
Oak.' Owen Glendour, his cousin, but feudal adversary,
having killed him in single combat, Madoc, a friend
and companion of Owen, in order to hide the dead body
from Howel's vassals who were searching for him,
thrust it into a hollow tree. The circumstance is thus
given in the popular ballad, in the words of Madoc:
'I marked a broad and blasted oak,
Scorched by the lightning's livid glare;
Hollow its stem from branch to root,
And all its shrivelled arms were bare.
Be this, I cried, his proper grave
(The thought in me was deadly sin);
Aloft we raised the helpless chief,
And dropped his bleeding corpse within.'
The tree is still pointed out to strangers as 'Howel's
Oak,' or, 'The spirit's blasted tree.'
'And to this day the peasant still,
With cautious fear, avoids the ground:
In each wild branch a spectre sees,
And trembles at each rising sound.'
We sometimes meet with a peculiar kind of ancient
burial, which is chiefly interesting from the amusing
legends connected with it. This is where the stone
coffin, which contains the remains of the deceased, is
placed within an external recess in the wall of a
church, or under a low arch passing completely through
the wall, so that the coffin, being in the middle of
the wall, is seen equally within and without the
church. At Brent Pelham, Herts, there is a monument of
this description in the north wall of the nave. It is
supposed to commemorate 0' Piers Shonkes, lord of a
manor in the parish. The local tradition is, that by
killing a certain serpent he so exasperated the
spiritual dragon, that he declared he would have the
body of Shonkes when he died, whether he was buried
within or without the church. To avoid such a
calamity, Shonkes ordered his body to be placed in the
wall, so as to be neither inside nor outside the
church. This tomb, says Chauncey, had formerly the
following inscription over it:
'Tantum fama manet, Cadmi Sanctiq. Georgi
Posthuma, Tempus edax ossa, sepulchra vorat: Hoc
tamen in muro tutus, qui perdidit anguem, Invito,
positus, Demonie Shonkus Brat.'
'Nothing of Cadmus nor St. George, those names Of
great renown, survives them but their fames: Time
was so sharp set as to make no bones Of theirs, nor
of their monumental stones. But Shonkes one serpent
kills, t'other defies, And in this wall as in a
fortress lies.'
In the north wall of the church of Tremeirchion,
North Wales, there is a tomb which is said to
commemorate a necromancer priest, who died vicar of
the parish about 1340. The tradition here is that this
priestly wizard made a compact with the 'Prince of
Magicians,' that if he would permit him to practise
the black art with impunity during his life, he should
possess his body at his death, whether he was buried
in or out of the church. The wily priest out-witted
his subtle master, by ordering his body to be buried
neither inside nor outside of the church, but in the
middle of its wall. There are so many similar tombs,
with similar legends connected with them, that one
cannot but wonder the master of subtilty should have
been so often outwitted by the same manoeuvre.
The dreadful punishment of immuring persons, or
burying them alive in the walls of convents, was
undoubtedly sometimes resorted to by monastic
communities. Skeletons thus built up in cells or
niches have frequently been found in the ruins of
monasteries and nunneries. A skeleton thus immured was
discovered in the convent of Penwortham, Lancashire:
and Sir Walter Scott, who mentions a similar discovery
in the ruins of Coldingham Abbey, thus describes the
process of immuring:
'A small niche, sufficient to inclose the body, was made in the massive wall of
the
convent: a slender pittance of food and water was
deposited in it, and the awful words, FADE IN PACEM,
were the signal for immuring the criminal.'
On this awful species of punishment Sir Walter
Scott has founded one of the striking episodes in his
poem of Marmion. We can only give a short extract. Two
criminals are to be immured�a beautiful nun who had
fled after her lover, and a sordid wretch whom she had
employed to poison her rival. They are now in a secret
crypt or vault under the convent, awaiting the awful
sentence.
'Yet well the luckless wretch might shriek,
Well might her paleness terror speak!
For there were seen, in that dark wall,
Two niches,�narrow, deep, and tall:
Who enters at such griesly door,
Shall ne'er, I ween, find exit more.
* * * * *
And now that blind old abbot rose,
To speak the chapter's doom
On those the wall was to inclose
Alive, within the tomb,
But stopped, because that woeful maid,
Gathering her powers, to speak essayed.'
After revealing the cause of her flight, she is
very effectively described as concluding with these
prophetic words:
'Yet dread me from my living tomb,
Ye vassal slaves of bloody Rome!
* * * * *
Behind a darker hour ascends!
The altars quake, the crosier bends:
The ire of a despotic king
Rides forth upon destruction's wing.
Then shall these vaults, so strong and deep,
Burst open to the sea-winds' sweep:
Some traveller then shall find my bones,
Whitening amid disjointed stones,
And, ignorant of priests' cruelty,
Marvel such relics here should be.'
We have also instances on record of persons being
buried alive in the earth. Leland, in his account of
Brackley, in Northamptonshire, says:
'In the churcheyarde lyethe an image of a priest revested
(divested), the whiche was Vicar of Brakeley, and
there buried quike by the tyranny of a Lord of the
Towne, for a displeasure that he tooke with hym for an
horse taken, as some say, for a mortuarie. But the
Lord, as it is there sayde, went to Rome for
absolution, and toke greate repentauns.'
In Notes and Queries, vol. vi. p. 245, we are
informed that, in the parish of Ensbury, Dorset, there
is a tradition that on a spot called Patty Barn a man
was many years ago buried alive up to the neck, and a
guard set over him to prevent his being removed or fed
by friends, so that he was left to die in this
wretehed state from starvation.
Another instance of this kind of burial, with which
we will conclude, is connected with a curious family
legend. Sir
Robert de Shurland, Lord of
Shurland, in
the Isle of Sheppy, Kent, was attached to a lady who
unhappily died unanointed and unaneled, and
consequently the priest refused to bury her with the
rites of sepulture. Sir Robert, roused to madness by
the indignity, ordered his vassals to bury the priest
alive. Perhaps he did not expect to be obeyed. But his
obsequious vassals instantly executed his command to
the letter. Hereupon the impetuous knight, having
somewhat cooled, became alarmed: and fearing the
consequences of his sacrilegious murder, mounted his
favourite charger, swam across the arm of the sea
which separated Sheppy from the main land, galloped to
court, and obtained the king's pardon for a crime
which he had, he said, unwittingly committed in a fit
of grief and indignation. 'He made the church a
present, by the way,' to atone for his crime; but the
prior of a neighbouring convent predicted that the
gallant steed which had now saved his life would
hereafter be the cause of his death. Like a prudent
man, he ordered the poor horse to be stabbed, and
thrown into the sea with a stone tied round his neck:
and, in self-gratulation, assumed the motto, 'Fato
prudentia major' (Prudence is superior to fate).
Twenty years afterwards the aged knight was hobbling
on the sands, in all the 'dignity of gout,' when he
saw a horse's skeleton with a stone fastened round the
neck. Giving it a kick, 'Ah!' he exclaimed, 'this
must be my poor old horse.' The sharp points of the vertebree pierced through his
velvet shoe, and
inflicted a wound in his toe which ended in
mortification and death: thus fulfilling the
predietion. The tomb of Sir Robert Shurland is still
to be seen in Minster Church, under a Gothic arch in
the south wall. The effigy is cross-legged, and on the
right side is sculptured a horse's head emerging from
the waves of the sea, as if in the act of swimming.
The vane of the tower of the church represented in
Grose's time a horse's head, and the church was called
`The Horse Church.'
John Wilkinson, the great iron founder, having made
his fortune by the manufacture of iron, determined
that his body should be encased by his favourite metal
when he died. In his will he directed that he should
be buried in his garden, in an iron coffin, with an
iron monument over him of twenty tons weight; and he
was so buried within thirty yards of his mansion of
Castlehead. He had the coffin made long before his
death, and used to take pleasure in showing it to his
visitors, very much to the horror of many of them. He
would also make a present of an iron coffin to any one
who might desire to possess one. When he came to be
placed in his narrow bed, it was found that the coffin
he had provided was too small, so he was temporarily
interred until another could. be made. When placed in
the ground a second time, the coffin was found to be
too near the surface; accordingly it was taken up, and
an excavation cut in the rock, after which it was
buried a third time. On the Castlehead estates being
sold in 1828, the family directed the coffin again to
be taken up, and removed to the neighbouring
chapel-yard of Lindale, where it now lies. A man is
still living (1802) at the latter place, who assisted
at all the four interments.